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[groundzeroes]

🗲 ❝Yo. It's me.❞

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[groundzeroes]

Yeah? Well there you go, then. [Rei snorts. How cheesy, honestly. These two lovebirds are such saps for each other.]

Sounds like you've got it all worked out to me. Don't think you needed an old man's advice at all! Who would have known Rosho-kun is such a thoughtful lover, how embarrassing....

[glossophobia]

I told ya not to make fun of me!

[ Rei you are going to get beat down. ]

Sasara's always way too honest with me, and that kind of thing, it's hard for me, ya know? But I still wanna try, even if it's embarrassing. Because what's even more embarrassing is not being able to just show him, h-how much I love him.

[groundzeroes]

[Rei makes a low, impressed whistle, sitting back in his chair again. Wow, dude.]

Now tell him what you just told me, and I think you're good to go. [translation: wow cringe.] I still think my original suggestion was just fine, but if you're so fixated on killing him instead, you're set.

[Because that is so mushy, and sasara will DEFINITELY explode into little gay comedian pieces. Gross.]

So. [Rei waves his hand dismissively, though his smile is gentle (or as gentle as Rei gets).] Go on, shoo. You've got real estate shopping to do.

[glossophobia]

[ To be fair, he's made Sasara suffer through even more embarrassing situations. If they've survived just being honest about their feelings and exchanging confessions, then they can get through house shopping just fine.

But really, he can't stand that smugness that's dripping off of Rei, even if he was a big help. Rosho doesn't want to feel that indebted to him. He also really doesn't like that this conversation went so easy on him. He stands, stomps over to the door, then turns around. ]

At what point did I say no to your suggestion? Because, I'm absolutely gonna take him to dinner and get fucked until I can't move.

[ Take that, you stupid annoying old man!! ]

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[groundzeroes]

[Rei was mid-pull of his cigarette when Rosho speaks again; the declaration surprises him enough to choke on it, jerking forward in his seat as he suffers a coughing fit.

It dissolves into laughter, Rei unable to hold it in despite still being half-choked.]

All right, all right! [He scrubs a tear--partly from laughter, mostly from the burn in his throat-- from his eye.] Get out, you little smartass. Go!

[groundzeroes]

[-- wait did he just reveal he's a bottom]

[glossophobia]

[ yup ]