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[Rei wakes up gradually. It's a little hard to breathe, which is alarming... but when he finally cracks his eyes open he discovers it's just because Princess is asleep on his chest. Oh, she found him while he was at Kate's. Well that's nice, but Kate isn't particularly cuddly so having a third creature in her bed is probably--

Wait this isn't Kate's house. Huh?? What? Hold on. What?????]

Urgh...

[Rei feels sightlessly around on the ground for his phone (he can't turn and look for it or Princess will wake up!). After a few moments of this endeavor his fingers finally close on it; he brings it up to his face, squinting blearily at the too-bright screen.

What the.

Rei has a lot of questions about what happened, how he wound up here, and what Sasara has to do with it, but the first thing is:]

Why does my body feel like you scraped me off the sidewalk

[BECAUSE HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING OW]

[ What's he even doing at the Roost like this except drink cream sodas!? Well, nothing really, actually, except wait for a sign of life from Rei.

*bzz bzz* There! He's back to the living at last!! Sasara reads the reply quickly but... Eugh... Err... Ahem... ]

It's a bit of a long story~*💫
😄 😬 😇
[ No, it isn't! ]

ANYWAY 🧐
What did ya even get up to last night❓❓✨😱✨

[ Seriously!! Rei was in some state and...! ]

Ya know 😏😮🤩
✨Kate-chan✨ made me come pick you up 🤯

[The last time Sasara ribbed him about being "energetic" it was just a cover for Rei calling Otome... it feels a little goofy to actually be correct this time.]

She didn't even do it herself? That girl... [NO WONDER HE FEELS BRUISED!!! SASARA IS A FUCKING NOODLE!!!!!!! Good lord, how did he not wake up from that?? Guess he was really, REALLY fucked up.

Actually, Rei has his suspicions as to what happened to him-- Kate HAS been mentioning some kind of possession-- but considering how they ended up owning that giant emerald in the first place, Rei decides not to mention it. Instead he says:]

Since magic has been all fucked up lately I bet Kate-chan's siphoning sucked my life force out of my dick.

[Rei...]

Rosho better watch out or you could turn him to dust

[REI]

[ ...Heheh......! Well, his magic picked up eventually—literally—so Rei oughta be grateful about being home at all and not on the side of the street! That said, the damage was done. Maybe Rosho can do something about the scrapes and bruises--

😳🤯😱-- ]

😳 🤯 😱
*GULP*

For❓❓ REAL❓❓❓

[ Doing it in Prisma was sorta dangerous for a similar reason... Cue Rei hearing an argument like that from upstairs, some nights later. Old man, you got him this time! ]

Teh❗️ But if you go out like that❗️❗️😫😞😒 [ He's gonna have it put on your gravestone, ya see. ]

[LMFAOOOO GOTTEM!!!!!!!! Ahhh, how fun. He's feeling better already.]

Don't celebrate too soon. You're stuck with me for a while yet 😎

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