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[ Boot camp? More like the advanced course! While Rei smokes down his cigarette Sasara finally elects to treat his unnamed craving with a piece of hard candy. Who knew Rei has such a soft side? It's sorta sweet, all his scheming aside, even sounds genuine... And it's about Rosho, so Sasara's judgement isn't just lax.

But suddenly he feels like he's choking on the confection, spits it out and sends it on a dramatic flight across half the room, and starts coughing. His eyes are watering. What a wicked look Rei's sporting after saying that! Forget whatever Sasara would 'a said about him playing the fairly good fairy godmother in this story!! ]

W-what...! That's, ah–! Rosho's— [ The frog in his throat is doing flips 🐸 ]

A–ahahaha! [ ...... ] Old man, your mind's still active too...! [ But Sasara's head isn't just red from not getting air. ]

[Rei cracks up, head thrown back. Sasara is hard to fluster in general-- but with this, Rei has finally Got Him.] And don't you forget it. [He has to put the "dirty" part in "dirty old man" after all!!!]

Anything else? If you really need specifics, I can oblige, but...

[THAT FACE LOOKS LIKE A "NO"]

N-No! Thanks! [ Even! But to be sure after Sasara's digested this some it's new soil for dirty jokes to suit Rei. ] Ahem!

[ Just one more thing, and now Sasara looks kinda serious—minus lingering abashment.
( There's only one person! )
Sounds a bit romantic like that, but... ]

When'd ya squeeze it out 'a Rosho?

Oh, right. [Recalling the incident makes him snort.]

About a month ago. He blurted it out 'cause I was making fun of him for being so precious about you. Dead drunk, of course. Heh!

Ggh— [ Rei has a way with Rosho too. He's blaming you a little, old man! ] There's really no telling, the sorta things he'll spill to ya!

Rosho, he... [ But he knows his partner. Sasara isn't just a sap for (tree) jokes, either. ] I'm sure he's thought about all this more than I have, ya know.

I know. [Rosho said not to breathe a word about his Dilf Consulting Session, but this much should be fine.] Think about half his entire brain is dedicated to you-- not that you're any better. Which is why I couldn't just watch the holiday slip your mind.

[Rei makes an exaggerated sigh, entirely facetious.] Don't know how I ended up playing guardian angel to dorky little newlyweds like you two. Seriously. I'm putting in a complaint.

Ah, that's sorta... [ Any more and Sasara's natural curiosity—he hasn't called upon the 'Nurude family motto' for a while now— 'd get the better of this situation, to be sure. A sheepish smile is still there, but Rei's inflated reaction finally turns him from a blushing schoolboy back to his natural spiritedness. ]

Heh, you playing cupid!? [ And teasing. Sasara makes a dramatic motion of slapping his hands over his chest and throw himself back, nearly enough to tilt the chair; hit by the arrow! ] Who knew ya had such a romantic streak!

If ya cleaned up, ya see– [ Time for Sasara's unsolicited dating advice-hour. ] Eh, no no, never mind about that! Some like the kinda look!

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